Friday, September 6, 2013

Song parodies just pop into my head and sometimes I act on them.  This parody was inspired by the end of Psalm 71 where it says I will sing your praises Lord

Move Bitch (Catholic version)
Hook
Move God, get in the way
Get in the way God get in the way
Move God, get in the way
Get in the way God get in the way

Verse 1
OH YEAH! A mass is out
I’m bout to bring yo asses out
To the church house.  Get your fill
Is something wrong? Why you so still?
I’ve been thinking of prayin for you (and I)
been hoping you’re coming to
the end of all your past mistakes
I know you can do it AWWW YEAHHH! Just have faith
Causin confusion disturbin the norm (cuz we)
Livin like Christians, no we don’t conform
So bye bye to all negative impact
I turn my life to the Lord, that’s a fact!
I’m sayin prayers in the communion line
So when I get the Body of Christ I’m getting me some wine
It’s G.O.D. Go against him and it’s over
And Jesus Christ is our true savior


Hook

I didn't think of anything for verses 2 and 3, but it doesn't mean I won't sometime.