Song parodies just pop into my head and sometimes I act on them.  This parody was inspired by the end of Psalm 71 where it says I will sing your praises Lord

Move Bitch (Catholic version)

Hook

Move God, get in the way

Get in the way God get in the way

Move God, get in the way

Get in the way God get in the way

Verse 1

OH YEAH! A mass is out

I’m bout to bring yo asses out

To the church house.  Get your fill

Is something wrong? Why you so still?

I’ve been thinking of prayin for you (and I)

been hoping you’re coming to

the end of all your past mistakes

I know you can do it AWWW YEAHHH! Just have faith

Causin confusion disturbin the norm (cuz we)

Livin like Christians, no we don’t conform

So bye bye to all negative impact

I turn my life to the Lord, that’s a fact!

I’m sayin prayers in the communion line

So when I get the Body of Christ I’m getting me some wine

It’s G.O.D. Go against him and it’s over

And Jesus Christ is our true savior

Hook

I didn't think of anything for verses 2 and 3, but it doesn't mean I won't sometime.

Set to "Man on the Moon" by R.E.M.

 

 

January of Twenty Thirteen yeah yeah yeah yeah

Reuniting a family yeah yeah yeah yeah

The new trio Up, Up, and a Hey yeah yeah yeah yeah

Help us to a title not too far away yeah yeah yeah yeah

Martin Prado, you will surely be missed yeah yeah yeah yeah

                                    Better not make the luchador pissed yeah yeah yeah yeah

 

Now Kevin did you hear about this one?

Did he lack the grit and the guts?

Kevin thank you so very much for trading

Both of them to us

 

If you believe Chris Johnson is a throw-in

Is a throw-in

Then you will fade fast in your division

                                                                     Long off-season

 

 

Upton hit 12 homers in April yeah yeah yeah yeah

Johnson on his way to a batting title yeah yeah yeah yeah

Waffle House serving up wins and fast yeah yeah yeah yeah

Mr. Frank Wren built this team to last

Now Kevin did you hear about this one?

Did he lack the grit and the guts?

Kevin thank you so very much for trading

Both of them to us

If you believe Chris Johnson is a throw-in

Is a throw-in

Then you will fade fast in your division

Long off-season

Here's some other moves for some key relievers yeah yeah yeah yeah

Here's some former Angels that you cannot beat yeah yeah yeah yeah

Here's Jordan Walden leaping to the catcher yeah yeah yeah yeah

Mr. Scott Downs makes it complete yeah yeah yeah yeah

Now Kevin did you hear about this one?

Did he lack the grit and the guts?

Kevin thank you so very much for trading

Both of them to us

If you believe Chris Johnson is a throw-in

Is a throw-in

Then you will fade fast in your division

Long off-season

If you believe Chris Johnson is a throw-in

Is a throw-in

Then you will fade fast in your division

Long off-season

If you believe Chris Johnson is a throw-in

Is a throw-in

Then you will fade fast in your division

Long off-season

 

If you believe Chris Johnson is a throw-in

Is a throw-in

Then you will fade fast in your division

Long off-season